necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

pizzaforpresident:

we’re not really friends until i know your wifi password

celebritity:

gender: ugly

http://thats-so-raven.tumblr.com/ http://thats-so-raven.tumblr.com/
misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy
awwww-cute:

Tiny and Fluffy
581

ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”